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FORT MYERS, Fla. — One of Tom Pohlad’s first declarations upon assuming the role of Minnesota Twins executive chair from his younger brother, Joe, in mid-December was that he planned to be an active ...

In some ways, it was an offseason of upheaval for the Twins. Executive chair Joe Pohlad was replaced by his brother, Tom. President of baseball and business operations Derek Falvey left the ...

From left to right: Munetaka Murakami, Tony Vitello and Trey Yesavage. Illustration: Demetrius Robinson / The Athletic; Photos: Suzanna Mitchell / San Francisco Giants, Geoff Stellfox, Luke Hales / ...

There are plenty of reasons for clients to be nervous. Some want to sell everything and put their money in their mattress. Others think a great crash is coming and we are all going back to the stone ...

One of the season’s leading themes was “fashion as feeling”—a fitting sentiment not only captured in the movement of the clothes (the fringe! the feathers! the frothy lace!) as designers experimented ...

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this year—predicting six more weeks of winter. And that’s what meteorologists are expecting, too. According to AccuWeather senior meteorologist Chad Merrill, “The ...

It's Groundhog Day 2026, and Punxsutawney Phil predicted we will see six more weeks of winter. While many booed and scowled at the idea of more cold, the woodchuck may not be so far off. The first day ...

The first day of spring in the Northern Hemisphere is Friday, March 20, 2026. The spring equinox creates roughly 12 hours of daylight and 12 hours of night across the world. Spring in the Northern ...

The first day of astronomical spring in 2026 is Friday, March 20. Daylight saving time will begin on Sunday, March 8, when clocks "spring forward" one hour. Astronomical seasons are based on the Earth ...

Students across the Houston area are gearing up for spring break, with many school districts having no class from March 9 to 13. Most districts will be on recess for President's Day on Feb. 16 and ...

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